SOMETIME BETWEEN 2:00 and PRESENT, I misplaced my cellphone and iPod.
If you happen to be the happy-go-lucky one to come across these two items, I’ll be the first to tell you that I don’t listen to good music and my phone is a piece of junk. You don’t want them. (You really do, but I need them more.)
But seriously. There is a handsome reward. (Not really, because in the words of Dwight K. Schrute, whoever returns them is obviously the one who stole them.)
xo
jc
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