Doorbusters

TOMORROW MORNING I am going to endure what is to be my very first — and perhaps last — Black Friday experience. My sister and I are going to brave the mall, for no apparent reason but to be foolish, spend money, subject ourselves to the commercialism that is Christmas, and frolic in the pitfall of rat traps that are big fat letters of the word S-A-L-E.

Hopefully I will not wig out.

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