Morning in Minot, trying to regroup and track where I’m at. Barely sunrise and I’ve managed to figure out that I like mornings and should make them a part of my day. Years past I’ve lived watching the hour signs, reading the closing time. It’s time to watch for the opening.
The woman next to me has had wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much coffee. She hasn’t taken a breath yet. “I get up Sunday morning and I read it, and Joe’s up as well and I say ‘No, you can’t have it.’ And I read it. And when I’m done I say, there you can have it. You can have that section, and that section…She’s not charging you for that, is she? But, so when it comes to the house now, yesterday and the day before Monday I called the kitchen designer and said can you meet me at 1:00 because I had to meet the electrician got there at a quarter to two, didn’t even get to talk to the electrician — well Joe did — yadda yadda so Monday I was up posting no trespassing signs and I had to go match this to the pillars, I’ve just been running around doing things at the house arranging when the fireplaces are going to get in…I don’t have time anymore!!!!!….and…and…AND before that I also have to figure out appliances for the kitchen and the ventiliation and I have to figure out!! I have like a week and it was it was it was…and she’d said to me, OH FUNNY I should have brought the pictures and stuff. It was BAD. I had some idea of what the design would be and I sat down with her. See here’s the kitchen and here’s this wall and the big wall here and the fireplace. Here’s the back of the house that overlooks the trestle, and here’s the front of the house. Then there’s a staircase here and the dining room — YOU’LL SEE IT WHEN I GIVE YOU A TOUR. I can’t do it this time because I have to do something for Joe. See it wraps around like this. But at the island I have three seats here and she gave me a lot better ideas on placement. She says to me she says…OH SHE WAS EXCELLENT. And the ice maker was $800. I said ‘We don’t need that much ice…'”
Barf.
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