Missed Connection

Pastrami. That’s what you bought tonight at 7:43, approximately. One-half pound was all that I had left, you took it all. In a Charles Darwin Research Team t-shirt (that you told me your sister bought for you) and relaxed khakis, a neatly trimmed beard and sleek specs, you, Missed Connection, are the perfect nerd. Your eyes are brown, I think, and you wear practical tennis shoes. If you have a naggy, clingy girlfriend, I’m so glad, Missed Connection, that you didn’t bring her shopping with you, as I am hopeful you are also a single nerd.

Please come buy more pastrami soon. I could possibly see myself with you.

Best,

Deli Wench