WOULDN’T LIFE BE PERFECT

IF SWEATPANTS WERE SEXY,

MONDAYS WERE FUN, JUNK

FOOD DIDN’T MAKE YOU FAT,

GIRLS DIDN’T CAUSE SO

MUCH DRAMA, GUYS

WEREN’T SO CONFUSING,

AND GOODBYES ONLY

MEANT UNTIL TOMORROW…

— Taped to the back of a card my Mom sent me today