Repellent

Ryan Christen After much thought over the perfect Christmas gift for my sister, I finally landed on the perfect one: boyfriend repellent. Now I just need somebody to wrap my industrial-sized self up!

Jenny M Christen

you could only be talking about HBC — i don’t have a boyfriend to repel, and kacy’s married to einstein. maybe you should wrap pork and beans in the box, too!


Ryan Christen

yes, i am, but boyfriends are like mosquitoes. eventually you will need the repellent. fortunately, i’m the gift that keeps on giving.


*HBC is my younger sister that is never boyfriendless and always sassy.

**Pork and Beans are my brother’s turtles.

***Regardless of being “the gift that keeps on giving,” I’m not sure I want my brother further scaring away boys from me.

****It’s the thought that counts.

How to Kiss
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–Keep my mouth clean
–I need to put deodorant on
–Take my time
–Easy does it
–Enjoyed it
–Be yourself
–Take charge
–Put feeling into it
–Wait for the right moment
–Feel a connection