I am in my graphic design class right now.

The room is dark, and we’ve been watching Illustrator tutorials for an hour now. The girl next to me passed out about a half hour ago and is beginning to snore. Someone’s cell phone is vibrating, 16 percent of the class is on Facebook, and I have a pretty good feeling that straining my eyes to look at this screen is not healthy.

Fortunately, I have learned how to zoom in to 6400 percent on a document, use fill and stroke, and develop a passionate hatred for the sound of the narrator’s voice. I got eight hours of sleep last night and this is only going to add to that.

My goodness, Graphic Design. It’s too early for you.