Ryan Christen After much thought over the perfect Christmas gift for my sister, I finally landed on the perfect one: boyfriend repellent. Now I just need somebody to wrap my industrial-sized self up!
Jenny M Christen
you could only be talking about HBC ā i don’t have a boyfriend to repel, and kacy’s married to einstein. maybe you should wrap pork and beans in the box, too!
Ryan Christen
yes, i am, but boyfriends are like mosquitoes. eventually you will need the repellent. fortunately, i’m the gift that keeps on giving.
*HBC is my younger sister that is never boyfriendless and always sassy.
**Pork and Beans are my brother’s turtles.
***Regardless of being “the gift that keeps on giving,” I’m not sure I want my brother further scaring away boys from me.
****It’s the thought that counts.
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this is hilarious!!!!!!!
It didn't work on me… š